Hell Hath Frozen The Fuck Over

I was on "The Superficial" earlier today, looking for a link to Paris Hilton's music video for her single "Stars Are Blind" and I have to say, even though the guy's description of the video as boring and looking "like what you'd get if you gave somebody $20 and told him to film Paris and a guy making out on the beach for 4 minutes," honestly...I actually like the song.

Sort of.

Dammit. I'm totally going to have it stuck in my head all summer.

P.S. Don't you totally love my choice of picture above? I chose it because I feel like she looks like a Bond character, whom I'm going to name, "Crotchy McCrotcherson" and whom I'd like to believe likes to spout such subtle innuendo as, "Would you like to take a look at my vagina, James? I mean, I'd like to get my money's worth of this bikini wax."